Digitalization by Michael H. Green
Got up this morning with a chip in my head
Bits and bytes were invading my brain Sub human, sub machine
How efficient, how serene
Now my capabilities have been enhanced 100 fold
But better not let myself stay out in the cold
Or my parts will freeze
As my human side lets out a sneeze
Work, work my logical side exclaims
And play, play says the left side of my brain
And so I live in virtual immortality
Constantly upgrading in my mediocrity
Unanswerable questions
- If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
- Why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are helping you but if someone yells “chicken” they are insulting you?
- Why do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the desk?
- If the number 2 pencil is the most popular pencil then why is it called number 2?
- Why do doctors call what they do practice?
- Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
How To Clear Your Memory Without Restarting
If you run a windows computer you’ll know like many others than after a while your system will in doubt start running slow. Most people will restart their computer to remove and idle processes. But if there’s a simpler way, why restart every time windows decides it doesn’t like you today?
1. Right click on an empty spot on your desktop and select New – Shortcut.
2. Type %windir%\system32\rundll32.exe advapi32.dll,ProcessIdleTasks in the box.
3. Click Next.
4. Give your shortcut a nice name like “Clear Memory”.
5. Click Finish and you’re done.
Now whenever your computer starts running slow click this shortcut to clear out your memory and get your computer running at a normal pace again.
