Swift’s Weblog

The differences between men and women.

Got up this morning with a chip in my head
Bits and bytes were invading my brain Sub human, sub machine
How efficient, how serene

Now my capabilities have been enhanced 100 fold
But better not let myself stay out in the cold

Or my parts will freeze
As my human side lets out a sneeze

Work, work my logical side exclaims
And play, play says the left side of my brain

And so I live in virtual immortality
Constantly upgrading in my mediocrity

• If someone owns a piece of land, do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
• Why is it that if someone yells “duck” they are helping you but if someone yells “chicken” they are insulting you?
• Why do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the desk?
• If the number 2 pencil is the most popular pencil then why is it called number 2?
• Why do doctors call what they do practice?
• Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

You don’t believe me right, then have a look at the picture below